Jon
jhayter - Friday, 13 May 2011 04:08
Webdude Pixel Pusher
189 years from now, Jon was assembled in an automated facility, buried deep in the permafrost of the Canadian tundra. Sent back through time to study humans and how they lived, he has assumed the role of Web Designer at Red 5 Studios.
Previously, he helped found and design The Escapist and WarCry. He’s been doing public webwork and quiet wetwork for over a decade and a wide variety of other design tasks as well – from print to game design and ARGs to beta tests.
Technical Specifications:
- 3.9PHz 256-core CPU
- 512k RAM
- Authentic “Auto-Fail” optics
- On-board humor chip
- “Pasty Pastry” epidermal theme
- Omnifunctional integrated methane production system
- YMLTD advanced reflex system
Software Installed:
- BeOS
- Frontpage
- SecuROM
- Dragon Naturally Speaking
- “Adapt-ABLE” self-rewriting admin code
His existing powercell will last another 68 years and he looks forward to extending this indefinitely and meeting himself in the future.